He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
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2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
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He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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