your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
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I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
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We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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