Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
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Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
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Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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