Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
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