Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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