You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
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I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
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Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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