Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
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I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
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Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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