I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
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is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
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Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize