I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
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He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
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Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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