My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Someone shit on the floor
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I don't think brook has ever known best
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The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
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So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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