I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
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i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
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Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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