I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
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just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
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Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
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