It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
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thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
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I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Sext me about skeletons
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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