a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
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My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
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She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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