If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
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its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
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I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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