I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
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there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
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is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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