i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
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You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
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Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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