sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
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you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
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in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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