AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
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Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
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Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
We need a shit load of segways right now
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
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