tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
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I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
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Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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