Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
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the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
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I AM VODKA MAN
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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