Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
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I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
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Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
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