I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
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I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
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The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
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