So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
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I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
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YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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