Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
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There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
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Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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