You're so nebulous sometimes
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
so much tequila, so little girl.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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