mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
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Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
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... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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