I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
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All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
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hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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