got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
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just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
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It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Verdict: uncircumcised.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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