So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
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Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
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We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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