They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
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guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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