I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
I can text with my tongue
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
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You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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