you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
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We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
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Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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