I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
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He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
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Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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