is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
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They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
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Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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