You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
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You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
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Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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