u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
This girl is more easily done than said...
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
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Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
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We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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