are you still at the devil's house?
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
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Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
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BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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