She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
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He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
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We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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