I'm drive I can fine osifer
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
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Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
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My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
I would fuck him just for his dog
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
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