Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
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Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
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I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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