Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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