I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
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Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
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Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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