he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
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Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
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We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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