his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
handjob tips. give me some.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
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You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
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I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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