The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
well I can't set my house on fire every night
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
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THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
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You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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