Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
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Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
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look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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