Are we in a gay sports bar?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
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then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
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it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
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