susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
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Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
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I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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