therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
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i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
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At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
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